#FLOTITS

Acronym for First Lady of Tits

Bette Midler tweeted #FLOTITS after posting a pic of the First Lady showing off her breasts in a 2000 photo shoot.

by HarpersDad November 16, 2018

Flottistic

Unable to handle simple tasks, regularly losing your mind over small things, making strange noises randomly, and just being a jackass.

"Dude, I think you may be flottistic" Person 1
"You think I got the Flott!?" Person 2

by TheMajekalBum May 11, 2010

flottisgar

the feeling of being average, boring, mundane, and tedious on a Thursday.

I'm feeling flottisgar today so after work I'll do some chores and go to bed.

by WRING February 3, 2012