"Freelance" Writer

Self-aggrandizing term self-given by someone who can't get anyone to pay them for their prose on a consistent basis. Willing to stoop to bald-faced contrarianism for clicks/views.

"I'm starting to suspect that Ann is less of a "Freelance" Writer and more of a straight up hack. There's just no way she believes in her own bullshit, right? I mean the mental gymnastics she engages in to explain away anything and everything in order to avoid admitting she was perhaps wrong about something once are laughable. She instead doxes people for fun and then openly brags about it. Some "Freelance" Writer huh..."

"Freelance" Writer by IWonderWonderWonderWonderWho January 31, 2026

freelance writer 2.0 

A freelance writer 2.0 is a highly evolved wordsmith that focuses on residual income. Like a freelance writer only without the queries: a freelance writer 2.0 writes for paid writing sites and earns income from page views or ad revenue.

A writer that writes solely for websites and earns income for the views or ad clicks (rather than the writing itself) is a freelance writer 2.0.

freelance writer 2.0 by Jessie Heekin December 23, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004