Hangover de Mayo

The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.

"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."

by YourAsianAdvisor October 20, 2012

Cinco de Mayo Eve

A culturally significant holiday for persons of Mexican heritage celebrated yearly on May 4th. Traditional festivities include wearing a sombrero, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping-out at Taco Bell.

Mat: Hey, you want to go camp-out for Cinco de Mayo Eve at Taco Bell?
Kat: Why?
Mat: So we can get the first tacos on Cinco de Mayo at Taco Bell! Its a cultural obligation.

by TAM TAM November 7, 2012

Cinco de mayo nuke

The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .

Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate

RIP Pedro

by MR.Mister April 25, 2013

trying for a maybe

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

bologna without the mayo

A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice

Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo

by Bigbotoboi December 25, 2015

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017