Possibility baby

When your side chick gets pregnant and you are either not sure if its yours or you are just in denial about it until the DNA test is done. That's your "possibility baby".

My wife caught me cheating and to make matters worse she now knows about my possibility baby.

by TheLoweMan December 19, 2019

Baby gun

A small gun like a klibri

A Baby gun is very small gun that shoots a small bullet.

by Sonofjack007 March 1, 2019

HoliBday Baby

A baby born on a holiday; a unique event where wo things occur: a child is born and a major holiday is celebrated

Girl 1: "I hear your friend is having her baby soon."
Girl 2: "Yea, she's due December 25th, she's having a HoliBday Baby!"
Girl 1: "Oh Hell No! Christmas and Birthday gifts every year? Sucks to be her!"

by Xavier Grays January 29, 2024

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

salon baby

A child of a mother who works at a ratchet ass salon, and also grows up in the salon.

Girl, you always sitting at the salon often with your mama. You ain't nothing but a salon baby

by Haitianbaby July 3, 2017

even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019