Minecraft Pussy

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Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

No pussy triangle

The act of 3 college guys forming a triangle at the bar and allowing no one to talk to them. The perpetrators will often lie and say things like “did you see all that play last night.”

Person 1: “Hey you see Garrett over there by the bar?”

Person 2: “Yea he is forming a no pussy triangle with his two friends”

by YourMomPeakedInHighSchool January 13, 2023

Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Pussy Laugh

When you laugh so hard you pee yourself a little

I pussy laughed when Paloma told me a joke about not showering

by Daredevilslut October 20, 2019

pussy pop

a lollipop that tastes like the best pussy you ever wanted. A little bitter, comes in a few colors.

Do you want a pussy pop? You virgins will never know until you try it.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty October 21, 2019

pussy

a scared lil bitch

sam: you’re such a pussy
kayla: i know

by womp womp gorl u see at school October 24, 2019

Ping pong pussy

When your fucking a girl so hard that your balls go in her vagina and pop back out and hit your butthole

Dude I was fucking This girl last night and I did the infamous ping pong pussy to her

by Titustheboxer October 26, 2019