shit on a stick

no idea.

"im as bored as shit on a stick"

by cassie and tammy :D May 4, 2003

shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by dude May 30, 2004

your shit

Not very good. absolute wank.
Said at the end of a bad joke

"yeah good one, your shit"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

Dabbin on that shit

when a guy named hoss wants....to....fuck....you....i think

-when you're wanting to TAP DAT ASS NIGGA!

Hoss- Ya'll got a cigarrette?
*hugs hannah and Ti*

I be dabbin on that shit...

*confused.

by Ti_and_Hannah_word October 4, 2009

Oh shit

The common phrase that is uttered by one as he begins to cry.

* realises he pissed his pants, "Oh shit, Oh no"

by France March 19, 2004

shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

by supergub August 8, 2009

Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 4, 2004