Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

by Madlad420 February 17, 2020

fuck me until you cum in my pussy

The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm

Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt

by Deadpool_RedSuit November 20, 2017

what the fuck do you want from me?

what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.

what the fuck do you want from me?

by AngelXX M December 6, 2020

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

you got me straight trippin, boo

a phrase said in attempt to make someone look cooler tahn they actually are

watch the movie "Bringing Down The House." I think there's one in there.

by wouldn't you like to know? October 2, 2003

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009