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professional pussy

A professional pussy is a person who lets others trample all over them, essentially a wimp dependent on others to make good decisions for them. A professional pussy lets others dictate the course of their lives, and rarely do they have a set of strong convictions. A professional pussy isn't an asshole to others; they just won't let others push them around.
Mark is such a professional pussy. He can barely use the restroom without having to consult his wife prior.

She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
by c.artman January 21, 2020
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Ass pussy

That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!
by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017
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Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.
Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.
by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019
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Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub
that pussy bloomed as she came
by pbloom September 9, 2025
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Wolf Pussy

The adjective your father utilizes to describe your sexually liberated high school girlfriend when she is two years older than you and currently active in the breeding line.

Often times after wolf pussy has publicly humiliated you. Years later You find wolf pussy drunk in a bar by itself, where you terrorize it in you inebriated state and ask it to leave in the morning because you got class, and it has no where to roam. Leaving wolf pussy to find a new pack.
"God damn son, Lisbeth is fine, but that wolf pussy is gonna bite ya, and she will end up on main street with all them other rednecks and their mustangs getting a quick pump in." - "I love ya son, but she is a tad too old for ya."
by Dogcatcherdays February 10, 2019
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Pussy

It's a cat....
Friend "hey, LETS GETS SOME PUSSY!!!
Friend 2 "hey, there's a cat over there!
by Dreadedraindrop November 14, 2016
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Gunshot Pussy

(1) A Vagina on its heaviest mensural cycle day. (2) A Vagina that resembles a bloody exit wound.
Nancy really wanted that Thunder-D, but due to Gunshot Pussy, she took a full load to the face instead.
by SuperFoxx March 17, 2022
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