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Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019
mugGet the Sign-off monkeymug.

fuck off massive

Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.
Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.
by gunnmeister July 11, 2022
mugGet the fuck off massivemug.

Jorking Off

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!
by JesterDeen January 14, 2024
mugGet the Jorking Offmug.

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
mugGet the Incestuous Off-springmug.

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.
...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”
by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020
mugGet the Jump-offmug.

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
by vand3l October 11, 2008
mugGet the e-jerk offmug.

rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022
mugGet the rockin' my cock offmug.

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