Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.
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Get the jake off mug.When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.
by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021
Get the Off-piste bodging mug.A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.
Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it
Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it
Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
Wilson: it’s miles off it
Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it
Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it
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"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
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