The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

by CaaChad79 June 25, 2022

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
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