Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

Do the Quinten

To kill a team mate rather than help.

Named after the Swiss hamlet.

Shane do the quinten and now we are all back in the lobby.

by Pint August 13, 2022

A few quiet ones

There is no such thing

Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?

by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022

It’s Quiet

Indicating a situation that definitively will not happen, no matter what.

Are you going to run a marathon tomorrow? Nah man, it’s quiet.

by DreRoc September 12, 2022

5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022

leigh maeson everett quinn

the sexiest most feminine being on the earth. a scubas if you will.

i love sex with leigh maeson everett quinn.

by imisshersomuchbro12343434 November 1, 2022