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Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Balsa wood

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.
by Dave720 May 12, 2016
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Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
by bomba007 July 9, 2010
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Morning Wood

I have a morning wood
by Name69, November 23, 2020
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Bar wood

A boner you get from getting drunk. Uncontrolable
Mind of its own.
Don't touch my bar wood!
by Drewince March 11, 2007
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wood putty

a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.
jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.
by clevermcclever February 16, 2009
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Denise woods

Denise woods is coming. Better be On your best behavior
by Denbo January 17, 2018
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