Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013

Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

Doing a krw

The act of cowardly running away from any kind of danger in a video game, another thing like being a coward or wimp.

Doing a krw , example running from battle in Persona.

by Daedron August 8, 2009

Doing a prox

A person who always sleeping on a 3 am mark

Pokeon: you okay dude?, you seems like you didn't sle-
Vonpier: 'sigh' I'm doing a prox for the past a week now
Pokeon: oh...I'm sorry

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker May 2, 2020

do the X

A very dangerous game of running across a railroad crossing just at the moment a train is approaching and the gate is closing.

Joey, if I see you do the X again, I'll punish your sorry little ass!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

doing the mcfarleys

"doing the mcfarleys" is a G-Rated term that is used to describe sex in front of younger children.

Amanda: What was all that noise last night ?

Steve: that was mark and his girlfriend. They were fucking like rabbits.

Amanda: Don't say that in front of the kids.

Steve: Sorry. They were "doing the mcfarleys" all night.

by PlayBoyMan June 27, 2010

do a bunk

to flee due to incriminating circumstances.

When the police began finding the bodies he had buried, Steve decided to do a bunk before he was caught.

by A_cat August 26, 2008