The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"

Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.

by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

by Martin_slov April 11, 2019

It's Ok To Be White

A trend where you write "it's ok to be white" on a sheet of paper and hang the paper up

This trend is typically used when a nigga just wants to piss off a feminist

Timmy walked up to a tree and posted a sign that read " it's ok to be white
He was lynched later that day

by Cloppingpony6969 November 2, 2017

White-Envy

When white-loving black people, who would rather be white, realize they will never be white, turn instead to hatred toward white people.

Those black folks sure do have a lot of white-envy.

by JimmyCity February 15, 2018

White Lobster

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.

Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.

by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013

white is right

If you have a white skin color you are correct about anything and everything without argument

White is right is a term used when talking to a minority showing them your superiority

by White is the superior race May 22, 2017

white on rice

To be on or close to something.

the word does not carry any racist connotations, and refers strictly to the foodstuff "rice", which is in fact entirely white.

When the welfare cheque came, they were on that crack dealer like white on rice.

by poobugs November 27, 2003