ur mums vagina

smelly

ur mums vagina smell like my dads sock

by urmumshusband August 30, 2021

ur species feces

When you need to activate your trap card

Me:ur mom gay lol
Victim:no u lol
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victim:oh god no...
Me:ur species feces
World:gets consumed by a black hole

by ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● April 19, 2018

ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.

yeah but, ur mom is adopted...

by jxyserr April 20, 2021

ur granny tranny

The worst insult known to mankind. Worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” it even resists the counter of “no u”

Jack: “ur mom gay lol”
Steven: “ur dad lesbian”
Jack: “ur granny tranny”
Steven: *explodes*

by arcrux March 14, 2018

ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

by Alossissea March 28, 2018

Ur brother a mother

This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeff:ur daddy lesbian

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jeff: ur sister a mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

*jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings

by Meme pidgeon March 18, 2018

Ur brother a mother

A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*

by Thecopyrightmaster March 17, 2018