tunnel-cunt

Woman with or a womans vagina that has been stretched in internal diameter and depth, from activities as single and double fist fucking and or the insertion of very large objects, such as bottles, large dildos etc.

I love your tunnel cunt. I love to fuck your tunnel cunt.

by Shane November 28, 2003

tuna surprise

wen engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish

my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise

by scotty boyNo1 December 23, 2008

Tuna Dick

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

bridge and tunnel

Term used by Manhattan eliests for people who venture into "The City" that have to travel via bridge or tunnel to arrive, specifically those people from New Jersey or Long Island. Traditionally, people who live in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and even Staten Island are excempt from this term. This is not a favorable term, and at times is synonymous with "trash."

The Gotti kids are bridge and tunnel to the core: they have stupidly lavish parties here that real New Yorkers would never have and they use too much gel.

by elnate August 25, 2006

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

tundra pig

A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.

I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.

by trahma July 29, 2008

tunnels

Not-so-secret "secret" at Haverford College in Pennsylvania. Refers to the series of tunnels(containing an elaborate heating/electrical system) originally constructed beneath the Haverford campus with the intention of keeping the place cozy and liveable in Winter...has since been infiltrated by generations of Haverford undergrads hell-bent on getting drunk/high, wandering through the maze of subterranean pipes and passageways, risking getting caught and hollered at by the Dean or control-freak upperclassmen..."tunneling" was totally CHOICE in the 1980's when most of the tunnels were still accessible and good, creepy fun could be had down there (picnics, beer parties, nookie)...now that most of the tunnels have been walled-off, etc...it's much harder to convince a fellow-'Ford to crawl drunkenly through 'em with you when the possibility of NEVER FINDING YOUR WAY OUT ALIVE looms and menaces. There is still the seductive lure of the yet-to-be-breached "SECRET DOOR" said to be hidden within the tunnels.

"Screw Customs, man---let's hit the tunnels!"

"The TUNNELS? Are you kidding me? I heard Poindexter went in last semester and fucking disappeared. Screw that...besides, they're having cheesesteaks in the Dining Hall tonight and I wanna get in line before that big guy from my Chem class eats 'em all."

by poppysister August 23, 2006