When someone grows there toenails out for six months and then proceeds to shove it in your asshole
also known as monkeys paw, nine inch nails, hammer toe
also known as monkeys paw, nine inch nails, hammer toe
by slut bucket whale July 22, 2006
Get the Trolls Footmug. A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
by Baby Troll April 27, 2006
Get the baby trollmug. A grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances!
Dude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
by MissWordSmith November 28, 2011
Get the Cave Trollmug. by The truth of the hair February 23, 2009
Get the Cave Trollmug. Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.
A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
by Noeh October 14, 2008
Get the Obvious Trollmug. Bar-hopping with the intent of taking an ugly and/or fat chick home, because for some reason you are feeling relatively desperate, and so you need to increase your probability of getting laid
by ROCKintheCDA February 2, 2009
Get the troll huntingmug. by xxCZECHxx September 13, 2011
Get the Troll-spectmug.