Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

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Phoebe Tonkins

The most beautifulest women to exist on this earth 😩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩.

person A: OMG THERE IS PHOEBE TONKINS
Phoebe Tonkins: 😘 (the actor who played Hayley Marshall on the originals)

by tonkinshotwife September 14, 2021

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You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

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