by anonymous January 31, 2025
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Get the Time-Gooning mug.To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.
Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023
Get the Goon mug.the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
by jermaineee January 17, 2024
Get the gooning mug.A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
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