Definitions by Magnesius

yarft 

It’s when you use raw materials and your meaty fists to create something new and powerful.

I yarfted a svard.

yarft by Magnesius June 18, 2024

Moon Gooning 

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.

I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.

Moon Gooning by Magnesius February 26, 2024