Crack Thunder 

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.

BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.

Crack Thunder by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015

crocodile thunder dick 

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

crocodile thunder dick by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

chunder thunder 

noun
The deep reverberations heard from the bathroom when someone is puking their brains out after a night of drinking too much Smirnoff.

"Is chad alright? I can hear the chunder thunder all the way to my room."
"Yeah someone is taking care of him. He was trying to show off to all the railables, but that's what happens when you try to be the hero."

chunder thunder by SteezMonkey November 19, 2016

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Mega thunder dickslap by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

Thighs of thunder 

normal human thighs.

thighs of thunder are normal human thighs.

Thighs of thunder by 91lwt July 22, 2022

nordic thunder cock 

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

nordic thunder cock by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

morning thunder 

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

morning thunder by McGinty September 6, 2006