by anonymous August 11, 2024
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Snorting a rail of crushed thin mints off a chicks rack while you penetrate her vaginally or anally using mint toothpaste as Lube.
Man, I gave Stacy the thin mint thrusty last night and that shit was mint!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
Guys, look at this stupid sex position these idiot frat dudes came up with. We totally gotta try the Thin Mint Thrusty.
Mason, Ima freshen up your asshole with a thin mint thrusty!!
by Re-tard-ed-ness March 3, 2025
Get the Thin Mint Thrusty mug.When you make the white bitch legally intoxicated so you can bend her over in front of your annoying coworker.
“Aye bro, you got the alc? I’m tryna Norwegian Bell Thrust fyneshit in front of this annoying twink.”
“Yeah bro, I got you.”
“Bet bro.”
“Yeah bro, I got you.”
“Bet bro.”
by Rosa Parks is the goat March 25, 2025
Get the Norwegian Bell Thrust mug.by akalazam June 4, 2025
Get the Albanian horse musket thrusts mug.A Breaking Bad–themed role-play scenario where one partner dresses up as Walter White and the other dresses up as Jesse Pinkman, combining romance with questionable chemistry experiments and even more questionable acting.
The Heisen-thrust
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
by RedSavepoint November 26, 2025
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"That rocket has a forty-five and below lateral or lenticular angle in truncated degree thruster to make it turn a little to the left!"
by outrageously long vocabulary May 26, 2024
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