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Avengers Level Threat

Mailman walks up to house

Dog: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
by rekcufrehtoM October 19, 2021
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The triple threat G EAZY

The biggest baddest bitch in the game.

In fact she flipped the game on its head and now owns an army of at least 50,000. Plus a few others also worship this elusive goddess card.
Did you see THE TRIPLE THREAT G EAZY SHE he ZIGZAG on those pussies? They gon' get the fuck outta dodge. Triple threat is the most talented player, coach and head of the clubs.
by Smartypantsshakeanddance November 14, 2021
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zaid cyborg threaten

I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
Yo dude when are we gonna update the zaid cyborg threaten voiceline?
by creator of zaid June 8, 2022
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If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.
Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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