Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025