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Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.
I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.
by bolivari May 25, 2023
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filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016
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Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.
Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is
by Electric Leader May 29, 2022
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whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔
"whats that? whats a father💔"
by yabadabadoobab February 26, 2025
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Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve
"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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