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we need to talk

The sure fire way to tell that your boyfriend/girlfriend is about to break up with you.
"We need to talk, I don't think this is working out..."
by nat the SPORK September 21, 2003
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We See You

When someone is being called out (usually on twitter) for not doing the right thing. Such as having the power to stop something bad happening but either failed to try and prevent it or worse, is found to have contributed toward it and maybe lied about it or tried to cover it up.

The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.

It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.
Tweet: Yo, governor after saying you want to protect our communities, why did you vote to support that bill which makes it easier for children to buy guns? WE SEE YOU. #election
by Monkeynews June 24, 2020
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We need to talk

1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)

2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)

3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.

4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.
1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.

(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)

girlfriend: honey we need to talk

dude: (thinking) shit

2.parents son we need to talk what is this

kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...

(the second one)

parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet

3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.

boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.

4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.

(second)

(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.

(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.

sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.
by deraj December 9, 2008
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we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.
i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.
by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017
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WHY DON'T WE

Why don't we are a group of talented singers who graduated from high school and are going on with their life but they are still together. The talented singers are: Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Zach Herron,and Daniel Seavey. We love you guys.
Why don't we are the best singing group I have ever heard.
by yunna4life_15 September 21, 2020
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we like pizza

I like pizza with peperoni mozzarella and anchovies, I like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano, I like pizza with tomato.
we like pizza in the morning, we like pizza everyday, we like pizza in the evening, we like pizza any way!
by spacemandude October 27, 2021
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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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