Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.

Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"

by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020

Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.

Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."

by smolmua October 31, 2020

Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020

Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

Police Riot

When Police attack protesters whom they disagree with. Typically when police accountability protesters are protesting against police violence, the police will find any reason to randomly & violently escalate a crowd situation, hurting & arresting protesters.

Native American Women & Children were arrested & injured when peaceful protest was marred by an out of control Police Riot.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023

Police

Humans who that generate revenue from the people they're supposed to be protecting.

I got pulled over driving for work by the police for doing 5mph over

That's crazy, we pay taxes to pay tickets

by NachoBusiness727 February 2, 2023

Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023