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skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.
You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."
by your little spermite January 21, 2010
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proactive policing

Proactive policing is a law enforcement strategy focused on preventing crime before it occurs, rather than merely responding to criminal activity after the fact. It often involves anticipating potential criminal activity, identifying risks, and addressing underlying causes through methods such as community engagement, targeted patrols, predictive analytics, and problem-solving initiatives. This approach contrasts with reactive policing, which centers on responding to crimes once they have been committed.
Proactive policing, such as setting up DUI checkpoints during holiday weekends, aims to deter impaired driving before accidents occur.
by cotooth December 31, 2024
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green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.
some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police
by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008
mugGet the green policemug.

SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
mugGet the SLEEP POLICEmug.

Police

A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.

Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.

A: Too black I guess.
by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

police raped

Where an officer or higher executive official is a victim of assault, usually sexually.
Yeah! Officer John was police raped!
by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017
mugGet the police rapedmug.

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.
Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.
by TurboSBF June 30, 2023
mugGet the Police Tubemug.

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