Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.
I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.
by Ilikepink November 22, 2017
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post-drunk

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.
"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."
by Woodenhead I April 24, 2008
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post-production

A world where literally everything is dumped in your lap because everyone else has given up.
Hey Dan, let's send these .MP4 files to Post-Production and let them finish this conversion shit.
by Geroge! February 16, 2017
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post-jay

That period after you've smoked weed where you start to remember things and want to write about them, and then you read it the next morning and you're sure you were really high.
Paper: Google Earth - beach border

You to yourself: "Yup - I was definitely post-jay last night."
by Paped Rian April 25, 2009
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face-post

Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.
Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.
by Farmerbob October 31, 2005
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posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
by twinmill5000 March 20, 2007
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post-sarcasm

Contrary to sarcastic (usually called "ironic") humor and culture, post-sarcastic humor and culture genuinely shows admiration/appreciation for something, to the point where you are completely unashamed of liking something that others may consider embarrassing.

Example of sarcasm: wearing a Phil Collins t-shirt because you actually *don't* like him, and you're wearing it in a way that mocks him.

Example of post-sarcasm: genuinely enjoying Phil Collins enough that you would wear a Phil Collins t-shirt and sing his music in public.
"I know you think I'm joking, but this is genuine post-sarcasm. I really do love professional wrestling post-sarcastically."
by BaconPizza February 05, 2017
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