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Pit Master

When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.
by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018
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Master Chief

Playing Halo, getting a blowjob, while smoking a blunt.
Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a Master Chief.
by M3TALxSLUG August 23, 2012
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Action Master

A type of TransFormer which does not actually transform, but which is instead an action figure with advanced articulation (similar to a GI Joe figure). Half the Action Masters were converted versions of earlier characters, and all look like they should have alternative modes. They also have transforming companions or accessories. They are very controversial among transformers fans, because many feel that they aren't transformers if they don't transform.
Action Master Soundwave, unlike the original Soundwave, could no longer transform into a cassette player; he also could not eject cassettes. He did, however, have a companion, WingThing, which transformed into his weapon.
by Andy April 17, 2004
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Master Piper

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Master of the House

A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010
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burger master

Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.
"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."

or

"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
by 4E February 13, 2006
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Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.
A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!
by eda-skip October 6, 2021
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