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goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
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Goon squad

Sloth from the goodies ejaculating into a man named Tim’s mouth while he’s eating a Baby Ruth
Tim joined the goon squad lastnight hardcote
by NPC JOE 69 May 25, 2024
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buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria
u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon
by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025
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Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017
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Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.
Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.
by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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