Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

Turtle Head by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

Turtle Dove 

While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head, and ejaculates all over her.

"tonight, can you show me how to turtle dove?"

"Babe, i am going to turtle dove tonight..."

Turtle Dove by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 7, 2009

turtle dropping 

the act of dropping a turtle down a length of pipe, inducing a psychodelic journey into the unknown.

we're going to go drop some turtles...i hear they like...expand your mind.

turtle dropping by Anguris May 19, 2004

turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

turtle head by Robert February 25, 2004

Turtle Kisses 

Turtle kisses: Is when a male or a female partially expose his or here own fecal matter, then gently taps his or her partner on the face. Making sure to leave behind small fecal marks or also known as "Turtle Kisses."

Stacy walked in on her roommates having intercourse. What she described seeing was her friend squatting over a persons face lightly taping a partially exposed turd on his face. She later asked what it was she had seen the two doing, and her friend explained to her that she was giving him "turtle kisses"

Turtle Kisses by Turtlekisser January 1, 2012

turtle neck 

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

turtle neck by steggles January 18, 2009

Turtle Neck 

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.

"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"

Turtle Neck by Bryn4B January 18, 2009