Vinegar surprise

when a man does not wash his balls for an excess amount of time collecting the vinegar smell of the disgusting ball sweat for maybe a week or two, knowing he will be receiving oral pleasure from his female friend, and he sticks the nasty balls in the womans mouth making her clean them.

guy 1: whatd you do to my sister lastnight?!

guy 2: i gave her a vinegar surprise

guy 1: sick! thats my sister!

by saawwce November 28, 2012

tropical surprise

someone giving you oral sex, then you piss in their mouth whilst doing it

glen loves the tropical surprise

by bonehead and crackrabbit August 29, 2005

Starfish Surprise

When during the course of sex you slip your member into your partners ass without mentioning it first.

I was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. Man she went wild.

by Gators #1 September 16, 2009

Sanrio Surprise

The act of applying Icy Hot (Vicks can be used as substitute) on your erect penis and quickly ramming it into your partner without notice. You must shout "Hello Kitty!" as you perform the act.

Bought a bottle of Icy Hot and gave Jessica a Sanrio Surprise!

by TheUnHelpDesk April 26, 2014

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

Sicilian Surprise

A defensive maneuver in which the victim quickly kicks both shins of a larger attacker to escape. Once the attacker has been surprised, you will have about 5 seconds to run for the hills. Only used in self-defense, it shows a sign of weakness if you surprise someone smaller than the surpriser or someone that didn't start the fight.

Jim: Hey Josh, you know Bob, the guy that out-weighs me by 50 lbs?

Josh: Yeah?

Jim: He was picking on me so i gave him a Sicilian surprise.

Josh: Hilarious.

by Kingc0n September 11, 2009

Mushroom Surprise

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your penis hard enough so that it leaves a "mushroom" type bruise.

God damn that mushroom surprise hurt.

by Bill45421 May 22, 2006