saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

rye stroke

Usually occurs in men after drinking too much rye.
One eye closes and one side of the mouth turns into a sneer.
The rye stroke can also induce rye rage.

I really can't drink rye too much anymore, or I become offensive and I get the rye stroke.

by perkycarrot August 2, 2011

Pony Stroker

Pony Stroker : A. a girl that strokes a horses penis

B. a girl that is sexaully intimate with animals

That girls is a pony stroker

by Suede914919292 August 15, 2011

La Stroka

La stroka is a legendary creature whose existence is suggested but is widely unrecognized. La stroka has been thought to inhabit the Indiana and Ohio planes but recent sitings in Southern Arizona have recently been documented. Those who know la stroka know that she can be overcome with a stoke at anytime but is more likely to when she is in need of large amounts of attention which occurs quite frequently. It has been said that there is no way to get rid of a la stroka except for loud mariachi music and good mexican food two things she extremely dislikes. If one can overwhelm la stroka with an excessive amount of mariachi music and mexican food it is believed that la stroka can be overcome and defeated for good.

Everything was going great until la stroka showed up and pretended to have a stroke.

Make sure you pay la stroka some attention of she'll pretend to have a stroke so everyone will sympathize with her.

by jamal higgins July 18, 2012

Bong Stroke

When you smoke so much weed you fuck your mind into oblivion

Jacob: You boi, you looked absolutely fuckened
Hershell: Boyo, I am sufferering from bong stroke, feels good cunty

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Clam Stroke

The women's pussy is so wet it resembles a clam and the stroke of the man/women tongue makes the pussy even more wet. creating the clam stroke.

Can't believe i witnessed Rebecca's Clam Stroke it was so hot i'm getting one tonight
Did you see the way Ross gave Rachel a Clam Stroke
Gosh i really want a Clam Stroke but my boyfriend isn't kinky

by tacomama0000 May 15, 2018

three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

by iSkytec December 16, 2018