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steamer

someone who is a total feckin eejit,
someone who is a homosexual,
someone who collects the centrefold from farmers journal.
shaun collins youre such a steamer!
by one-eyed-jack September 4, 2009
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detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.
I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.
by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006
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Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.
We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.
by Elliot November 9, 2003
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Middle Eastern Steamer

When a person of middle eastern descent farts under the covers in bed then pulls the covers over their partners face to breath in and enjoy the aroma.
Sima secretly let out a Middle Eastern Steamer in bed unbeknownst to her husband then fluffed up the cover over his head to gag him with her aroma....
by Dadda February 14, 2008
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San Marcos Steamer

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX
by Chad P. March 21, 2008
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Transylvania Steamer

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.
Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005
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alaskan steamer

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.
When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.
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