african steamer

pooping in your hand than slowly rub it on your partner's face than laugh at her

dude last night i had to shit bad while having sex with my girlfriend so i gave her an african steamer.

by ballsack35 September 9, 2013

Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008

Steamer

a large soft creamy like poo left on the seat of a toilet in a NOCO express.

My friends and i were angry with a store worker at NOCO so we left a steamer on the toilet seat.

by anusol September 16, 2005

Steamers

The people trying to catch terrorists i.e. the bad Bin Ladens and Al-Qaeda.

1)We ain't nuthin' but a bunch-a steamers.

2)Fuck goin' to war, let the steamers do it.

by Shane Sanders July 18, 2007

hepburn steamer

When your buddy takes a dump on your desk and goes on vacation for two weeks.

Hey Will, I'm getting married so I'll be gone for a while. Enjoy the Hepburn Steamer I left on your desk!

by Ice_dawg September 8, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth following intercourse, covers her mouth with plastic wrap (Saran Wrap), and then proceeds to poke a hole in the plastic wrap. The resulting steam from the warm shit gives rise to the term Cleveland Steamer.

I had an amazing fuck with Jimmy's mom, then proceeded to give her a Cleveland Steamer.

by DR ARES March 25, 2011

pumpkin steamer

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!

by buttsonparade October 24, 2017