Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

prince sterling

The name that a Karen will give to her son. She would use this as a way to tell everyone that her son is better than everyone else.

Karen: Oh ya, That is MY son.
Random person: The one eating grass?
Karen: Ya, He is so smart!!
Prince Sterling: HeY mOm!!!

by Hi_I_LOVE_HAIKYUUUU March 17, 2021

satire spelling

Purposefully misspelling a word for comedic effect

Imma go hit on that girl. Meybe it'll work out. Don't child yourself. Me myshelf and I. This Satire Spelling is Tireing

by Bad spelling March 22, 2021

Tyson Sterling

Polite man

Tyson Sterling is a very polite man

by MikeOxmall42069 March 28, 2021

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.

Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!

by Shower-selling July 14, 2021