statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

Statuewilly

When u get sooo hard

Omg Dave u have a statuewilly

by Faggotnonce332 April 6, 2017

Status Rape

When a person with power forces someone less, for example, in a job, to have sex, or do sexual acts, and the person without power is unable to say no due to the idea that they may lose their job.

Did you know that the girl who played Dorthy in the wizard of Oz was Status Raped?
She was threatened by some of her producers to 'Have sex' or she would be threatened and fired!

by Nzpowa March 27, 2018

Statuing

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING.

Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.

by Herself2536 September 10, 2018

Statuing

When you decide you don't want to do ANYTHING!

Oh no, Terrance started statuing again. I guess he really didn't want to do his homework.

by Herself2536 September 10, 2018

Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022