Albino starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.

Bitch was talking back to me, so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.

by RedRubber February 14, 2010

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snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

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The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.

Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

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ass scarf

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.

You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.

by 1010 July 27, 2004

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Smarf

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.

1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!

by mons00nman October 12, 2008

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