Santa

Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.

by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

by Deenis January 7, 2008

Dirty Rancho Santa Margarita

Orange County's drunken version of the Dirty Sanchez after dining at El Ranchitos.

Jeff and LeAnna were at El Ranchitos drinking margaritas. Afterwards they went back to Jeff's place and he gave that dirty bitch a Dirty Rancho Santa Margarita.

by Crystal, LeAnna and Jeff November 30, 2006

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010

santa

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?

Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.

by Liz December 25, 2003

santa clause hat

you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat

Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat

by freshdiamond February 17, 2009