Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

squeezebag

a man who moves on really fast with three women

“Look at that squeezebag !!”

by qwerrtyol August 7, 2021

squeezed my lemon

Act of sexual intercourse

You done squeezed my lemon, now you done broke and run - Memphis Minnie

by Rose Tint October 28, 2021

Squeeze

This involves putting your arms around your significant other and applying pressure because they are so cute and pretty. It is a feeling that comes naturally and is the best thing ever.

I just want to give you a big squeeze!
You’re looking too squeezey today

by MrSpando November 29, 2021

Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.

"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."

by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021

Squeezle plop

Usually a short statures clown who has shit his pants while sitting on a Whoopi cushion and laughing hysterically. Usually accompanied by a stilt walking clown named snickers

I went to the carny show an saw squeezle plop an snickers

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022

Squeeze

Making really good food. Food that tastes so good

Omg bro that good is totally squeeze. Wow this is squeeze what’s the recipe

by Beccared February 20, 2022