Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

cop a squat

the act of taking a shit

Man, i copped a squat last night so bad i cant sit on my ass

by Slump June 17, 2004

Cholo Squat

Verb. To squat like a mexican taking a crap on the street/yard because he/she cant afford a toilet. Also the stores and restaurants will not let him/her into their shops because the cholo is usually aggressive.

1. The squat can be more bent over at the waist, with a slight bend in the knees, which is why you usually see dirty mexicans with back problems.

2. The squat can also be completely with the knees so the butt cheeks are on your heels, effectively spreading them apart, for a better crap.

"Is that mexican over there taking a crap on the street?!"

"Look at him over there, thats a solid Cholo Squat"

"Come on man, lets get out of here."

by Mc-izzle April 6, 2011

squash

Another word for having sex, usually used referring towards the heavier participant in the act.

So did ya squash her?

by ianW March 7, 2005

Squashrangler

To tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed!

"I will squashrangle you"
"I squashrangled a guy in Halo" (passed tence)
"I'm a squashrangler" (discussing tea-baging in Halo)

by Mr.Spaz December 28, 2010

squat

Past tenths of Squittle. To have expelled a running shit.

Oops!, i just squat my pants.

by Michael Rae March 5, 2005

squash

The entire pubic region that is shaved/trimmed and continuously itchy.
Especially the region between your balls and your asshole.

I shaved my squash with my Dad's Micro-Touch and now it won't stop burning.

by Crazy Andy October 10, 2005