by sissie blondine December 14, 2017
by kuckky August 04, 2022
by issssssaaaaaaaakkkkk April 03, 2020
An amazing singer. Usually caramel or brown skin. She likes to wear her natural hair or bomb a** weaves. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She’s cute & innocent looking but she is so sexy at the same time.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
by indigo111 March 26, 2023
To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022