by anonymous September 20, 2021
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by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021
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a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
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by johnshs September 28, 2021
Get the simon mug.Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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by treewall November 21, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021
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