by Clever webster August 2, 2017
Get the Analog shitmug. 1. words or language having little or no sense or meaning.
2. foolish or absurd
3. talk nonsense in an attempt to deceive or threaten
2. foolish or absurd
3. talk nonsense in an attempt to deceive or threaten
pharrell- 'raspy shit' : "..dont try to come up on my ear talkin all that raspy shit..."
snoop dogg ft pharrell- 'drop it like its hot' : "..So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit.."
snoop dogg ft pharrell- 'drop it like its hot' : "..So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit.."
by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006
Get the raspy shitmug. Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
by FoulMe January 4, 2012
Get the Shit Contractionmug. Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.
by RC59 September 4, 2013
Get the shit for brainsmug. Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"
Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."
by JoeN January 24, 2013
Get the Shit Weightmug. When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018
Get the Shit and runmug. When something happens unexpectedly and you believe that saying this will help cope with the situation.
Mother: 'Jimmy, come up from the basement for supper.'
Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'
Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'
Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'
Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'
Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'
Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'
by RocEgg123 March 1, 2013
Get the shit niggamug.