Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.

A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche

Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.

by Hooey. January 29, 2015

nice shirt

Used as a get out clause to laugh at something you shouldnt really be laughing at. So everybody thinks your laughing at your friends shirt when really your laughing at the unfortunate person/thing.

used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.

'After seeing really tall woman with really small man in front of us'

Me: Nice shirt 12 O'Clock

Friend: Pfffff

by Maudley November 26, 2006

brat shirt

A shirt with a bratty comment, and/or picture. These shirts are most often worn by children, and many of them that girls wear have sexist comments, agaisnt boys.
Brat shirts are worn by infants, helping the children be bratty and hateful towards their parents as soon as possible.
Also see slut shirt.

That girl had a brat shirt with a picture of a 'stupid factory' on it, captioned by 'The stupid factory, where boys are made.'

by e8792m May 18, 2007

black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008

Ugly Shirt

The shirt that one wears that is tan/brown, plaid and short sleeved.

It looks as though it could be out of a 70's porn movie, or that a creepy child molester would be wearing as he drives the ice cream truck down the block.

Oh man, I cannot wait till I burn his Ugly Shirt. I hope he enjoys his last day with it

by shirthater September 23, 2010

Oatmeal on her shirt

1. Girl has oatmeal (the breakfast cereal), on her shirt.

2. That girl is fine.

1. Shit!, I just got oatmeal on my shirt!

2. Dayumm, gurlz got oatmeal on her shirt!

by mulletbaby September 4, 2009

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006