Shit Ambush 

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

Shit Ambush by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

Shit! Zombies! by adsswagger February 21, 2014

Shit feels 

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time

Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!

Shit feels by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019

shit tsunami 

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.

Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.

shit tsunami by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020

Shit Eater 

a open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever. (often groupie or ran through)

Shit Eater, an open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever.

Shit Eater by qua_ June 8, 2023

shit-teeth 

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

shit-teeth by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

shit weasel by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010