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Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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Hannah Secret

In reference to the televison series Hannah Montana on Disney Channel

A secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. Few to none know. Usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. Mostly in the case of putting on large guises.

(ex: Being in the closet, Witness Protection Program, Illegal Immigrant, Crime, Big High School Drama, etc.)

Refers to Miley Stewart having the secret of being Hannah Montana
I'm the only person on the planet that knows. It's like a Hannah Secret.
by mrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrcmrc January 4, 2011
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Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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segregation

a beautiful thing. it comes in 2 forms wrongful as in african aparteid and the american segregation which was blatant discrimination. and the rightful as in the north of ireland 2 peoples not living side by side not because of political or racial agression or influence its because we hate them as much as they hate us, its just a pity there is no massive walls to keep them away from us.
segregation for the north of ireland is good and the way its always been and should be
by da original playa June 11, 2006
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vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.
1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!
by NickName4U May 2, 2006
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Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television
Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!
by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014
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Secret Service

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.
I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom
by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003
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