sausage dance

The act of sexual intercourse.

The ditty goes like this: "C'mon pretty baby and take off ya pants. Climb up on the bed - we'll do the sausage dance."

by Saleem Pickens April 14, 2007

juicy sausage

when you jizz on a kielbasa or bratwurst, and repeatedly insert it in a girls vagina, or asshole

guy 1: duuudddeee i gave caitlyn the biggest juicy sausage last night!

guy 2: nice

by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

sausage dripping

The act of jacking off when cooking

John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one

by The Jew In The Stew June 15, 2017

purple sausage

a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole

trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...

by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010

Blood sausage

The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

blue sausage

A yeast infection of the penis acquired through sexual intercourse with a blue waffle.

"Did you hear what happened to Rick last night?"
"what?"
"He got a blue sausage from Sarah."

by krispiekream December 15, 2011

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005