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sauce bernaise syndrome 

Being sickened by the taste, smell or even thought of a particular food or drink because, on a previous occasion you became ill shortly after consuming it. Your mind has made a connection between the food/drink and the illness although it was purely coincidental, and the food/drink item actually was not the cause of the illness.
You are dining on steak with Sauce Bernaise. Shortly after eating it you become violently ill. In fact you came down with the flu, and you would have become ill just then regardless of what you ate. Nevertheless, your mind connects the illness with the sauce bernaise, and ever after whenever you taste, smell, see or even think of sauce bernaise your stomach gets queasy because you think it was what caused you to get ill.

Hot sauce spritzer 

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.
I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

Dripping in Sauce 

you are the sauciest person alive
Cassiun is dripping in sauce thats why all the girls love him.
Dripping in Sauce by The sauce kid January 24, 2019

Saucey Bumpkin

Sauce! , Wow! Saucey Bumpkin! , Did you see Brad? What a saucey bumpkin.
Saucey Bumpkin by JackkerFires November 15, 2010

Sauce tits 

An udder-like contraption that dispenses various sauces and other condiments, including tomato sauce (ketchup), BBQ sauce and mustard. The sauce is dispensed by "milking" it out onto the food. Commonly used in Sweden and possibly other Scandinavian countries.
(you, to the maccas girl behind the counter): "yo, my fries are way too bland and dry on their own, where's the sauce at?"

(maccas girl): "right over there on the counter, just help yourself using the sauce tits."

(you): "what a wonderful idea, i can help myself to a range of delicious sauces while also practising my udder milking technique"
Sauce tits by simple_si October 5, 2011

sauce chasm 

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.
I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.
sauce chasm by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012